COMES NOW, Petitioner, Dport, being duly sworn upon her oath states as follows:
Disappointments are frustrating, heartbreaking, and wholly inconsiderate of my immediate future plans.
It's true...I didn't pass the bar exam. (that was hard to type and looks horrible on paper/computer screen.) I'm not sure if it is worth mentioning that I was FOUR 'effing points from a passing score. Because no matter how you slice the cake, I'm four points away from being a licensed attorney. I plan to appeal my score and demand a re-grade. I have little to no hope that the appeal will be successful. But lucky for you, as an unlicensed law school grad I am able to give free legal advice without any ethical obligations. So if you want to hire an almost esquire, I'm your girl.
For now I am going to cry and eat ice cream (haggen daz chocolate...hard times call for hardcore ice cream). I'm in official mourning until I put the appeal in the mail at the end of week.
Four damn points!? That blows. But it's only four points, so I'm thinking you can pull a Hillary Clinton.
ReplyDeleteWish I was there to eat Haggen daz with you...I would bring an extra pint!
Seriously, four points?!? I have high hopes for this appeal. You are amazing. Enjoy your Haggen Daz, but don't get too comfortable being an ALMOST esquire. You'll be licensed in no time.
ReplyDeleteI'm SO sorry my dear. We all know that soon enough you will be the best damn lawyer out there. Keep your spirits high and I will be thinking of you :)
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