I kissed a really cute guy. We made out all night. He was breath stopping gorgeous. I invited him to study with me Monday. He politely declined. He knocked on my door tonight to tell me he is in an open relationship with another girl and he doesn't feel comfortable ending that to pursue what may or may not happen with me. It would be "unhealthy". I told him it would be imprudent to pursue me. And I wasn't lying.
I plan on seductively torturing him into a puddle of romantic mush and then cutting him out. Sort of like when spiders eat their mates after sex. (He hurt my feelings. Rationally, I know revenge never makes things better. So I probably won't go through with my evil plan. But it is a good plan, no?)
I don't understand the concept of open relationships. Isn't it a huge dichotomy? To me "open relationship" means an easy way to have a lot of sex without technically feeling guilty about hooking up with other people. The word "relationship" denotes association and connectivity. Although according to Webster, the word relationship does not mean exclusivity.
What do you think?
