FML.

So. My black car now has pretty gold paint splattered across the driver's side.  I filed a police report for the vandalism. The police officer offered this gem of advice: "maybe you should go buy yourself one them Mr. Clean magic erasers." 

Awesome.

I drove to the car wash to humor myself and pretend like the car wash would vaporize all of my problems and gold paint. My car stalled...in the car wash. The endless line of cars beeped at me as I avoided getting rear ended....in the car wash. It occurred to me I may be stuck forever in the car wash. Those big brushes might actually hurt a person. 

My day really can't get any worse. 

Bring it life. Bring it. 

p.s. thank you for reading this bitching rant. 

Rainbows, cupcakes and brightly colored ponies to you,