Your Honors, today I have three main points regarding my summer location case. Firstly, I would like to apologize for being completely MIA for the last 2-3 months. Law school consumes your life. Secondly, I have an externship with a child advocacy non-profit law firm in Fort Wayne. I am really lucky to have this opportunity! Thirdly, if you will be in the Fort or would like me to visit you, please let me know because I miss you!
(Insert long boring argument about statutes in legalese.)
For these reasons, I ask that the court reverse summary judgment and grant my client, Dport, her life back so she can see all of her beautiful girlfriends this summer! :)
I hate myself for the law school humor.
Love you lots!
First of all, congrats on the internship and making it through your first year of law school alive!
ReplyDeleteAlso thank you for the laugh after a really crappy week. You are truly talented in law humor. It should be a profession :) Miss you Dport. I plan on going to Ft Wayne for a while after I have recovered from finals week/ end of school.
Love you,
Andrea